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What your coffee order says about you : fan edition

This mini edition of that your coffee order says about you is dedicated to a few readers who submitted their coffee orders. Thanks to the Seans, Alisha and Kyle for their bravery and willingness to take on my unqualified opinions.

Coconut Milk Cap with side of honey

There are two key things to dissect here. Your coconut milk consumption and the honey on the side. Addressing the latter, it seems that you feel the need to take control of things in your life not trusting the beverage professional to add the honey themselves. The coconut loving indicates a taste for classic cinema, in particular Lilo and Stitch, Lilo and Stitch 2: stitch has a glitch and of course castaway.

Oat Milk Matcha Latte with honey and cinnamon on top

I have no idea how to address this coffee order. Which to me means that you have truly reached a new level of nirvana, Shangri la and general too cool for school syndrome. This beverage is so complicated in nature that I imagine you must be as well. But remember, while pleading insanity may help your upcoming court appearance, your tinder profile is probably not the place for too much honesty.

Skinny Iced Latte in a paper takeaway cup

Putting the skinny into legend you have cracked the code on how to enjoy a coffee. You don’t have to worry about your coffee going cold or about those pesky plastic containers. The fact that you drink your coffee chilled also suggests you’re running hot in day-to-day life. Perhaps try some mindfulness exercises to help you calm down, or even add some hazelnut syrup to your fave bevvy.

Flat White or Cap

The dichotomous relationship between old school and new school, choc and plain and foam and foamless suggests a mind at war with itself. I would recommend trying to find some more balance in life. Perhaps a latte with chocolate sprinkles will save you from the indecisiveness the people stuck in line behind are cursing you for. Pretty hot though.